So for gleans Simon and Garfunkel all you simon and garfunkle devises people out there who just can’t seem to muster up some good old fashion hatred here is a list of players you should be hating.. Let me make one thing clear I can not stand Al Davis, I have dreams where Al Davis dies and I wake up smiling but lately it has just gotten sad. If you would have asked me to make this list a couple of years ago Al Davis would have been in the top 3 no question but even just kinda want him to do something anything right now, That is beside the point we still hate him he is the owner of the most evil sports franchise in the history of the earth The Raiders, did you just throw up in your mouth a little i sure did. Fact I am a huge Chiefs fan and so I hate Al Davis maybe more than I should but look at him, look at those nasty hair plugs, skin that looks like it’s about to slide off his face, and those stupid jump suits and on a side note he looks like Sloth from the goonies and that really pisses me off. Even listening to him makes you hate him a little more that nasty chain smoker voice that reminds me of those santa clauses that sit at the mall (also known as creepers). His big thing is “just win baby” why is he still saying this when the odds of the raiders winning anything ever are slim to none. I understand that he is one of the most famous owners in the history of the NFL but it’s time to step down and let someone else run your team, I mean you drafted Darious Hayword-Bey when Michael Crabtree was still on the board my 8 year old sister could have made a better choice.

So I just wanna wrap up by saying Al Davis may or may not be Satan and do you really want to say you don’t hate Satan? Just think about it. i am a rock simon and garfunkel . I wouldn’t say Tim Tebow is evil but he is for sure someone worth hating garfunkel . So yeah he is a good guy who circumcised a bunch of little kids in third world countries on spring break instead of partying, that doesn’t seem weird to anyone else, my theory is that he is an alien sent down here to gain our love and trust and then kill us all simon and garfunkel ’song for the asking . The biggest reason to hate him is the fact that he cried after that Ole Miss game it was pathetic and now that speech is everywhere in Florida, WHAT THE HECK, your quarterback just made your whole team look like a bunch of cry babies so now you are gonna let everyone remember it? Not cool Florida not cool at all simon and garfunkel ’song . Another reason to hate him is that people are ready to crown him the best college football quarterback of all time, if you wanna crown him crown him but he is who I think he is (I love Dennis Green). So who do I think he is? I think he’s a system quarterback who should work on catching balls because if he wants any NFL career at all he’s gonna be a fullback or a tight end. The person we should be impressed with is Urban Meyer not Tim Tebow even Chris Leak won a championship in Meyers system, Alex Smith looked like Joe Montanna in Meyers system.

My point is until people realize that he isn’t the the hottest thing since Tyra Banks that we all need to hate him. cecilia simon and garfunkel . My biggest question with Turkoglu is who smashed his face when he was a baby? I want to shake that person’s hand, my bet is that some kid got tired of his crap in like 3rd grade and belted him in the face with a baseball bat, or maybe he just ran into a lot of windows when he was a kid, point is this dudes face is jacked up and it gives me the skeeves to look at it simon and gartfunkel . Another reason to hate him is that he was a total tool to the Trailblazers this off-season, I mean who agrees to a contract in Portland then decides to go to Toronto and sign another contract while you’re there simon and carfunkel . Not even Kobe Bryant (who you will see on this list at some point) would have done something that messed up simon and garfankel . The really big reason to hate him is that he couldn’t miss in the Boston Orlando series he was like a freaking robot from behind the ark and it hurt my soul. I promised my friends that Boston would beat the Magic and then Turkoglu and Peitrus show up and kill us.

Lets make one thing clear Hedo is not as good as he was in the playoff’s and he screwed over the Raptors by taking all that money, did they think that would help Bosh stay because trust me he is gone no matter what . So point is if you are Celtics fan or just plain don’t like ugly people you should hate Hedo Turkoglu simon and garfunkal . If I made this list before 2005 you would not have seen Damon on here, I would have taken a bullet for Johnny Damon and died a happy man, but then he broke my heart simon . Imagine a boy who was completely in love with Damon and the Red Sox waking up one morning and flipping on ESPNNEWS and finding out that one of his heroes just stabbed him in the back and signed with the Yankees . I was that little boy, real tears came out of my face when I saw him all cleanly shaved and putting on a Yankee hat TEARS PEOPLE. From that point on I have spit every single time I hear his name, if I ever see him on the street he better watch his back, I’m not sayin I’m just sayin.