I suggest relates jeff dunham puppets Bob tries juff dunham interprets the nachos, which can be found on the main level rotunda on the first-base side Freaking amazing. Nov. 27Don Mattingly is one of 26 players on the ballot for inclusion in the Baseball Hall of Fame’s 2010 class. Inevitably, Mattingly will fail to earn induction, proving once again that, while there may be a God, he certainly has a cruel sense of humor. Nov 30Derek Jeter is named SI’s Sportsman of the Year for 2009. Jeter could not be reached for comment, as he was with Minka Kelly at a pool hall, doing that really cool A.C. Slater move where you lean over the hot chick and help her guide the billiard stick. Dec. 1The New York Jets, desperate to teach rookie quarterback Mark Sanchez how to successfully execute a hook slide (seriously), phone the Yankees for help, who, in turn, send none other than Joe Girardi for a one-hour tutorial. The move makes two things clear:1) Girardi is now fully embracing the celebrity aspect of managing the New York Yankees, a concept that Joe Torre once reveled in.

2) The Jets again are exposed as a clueless organization, unable to get even the simplest of tasks right jeff dunham peanut . Why have a member of your coaching staff or, hell, a fellow quarterback teach your franchise player how to slide when you can get a baseball manager! (DISGRUNTLED JETS FAN ALERT!!! DISGRUNTLED JETS FAN ALERT!!!) That should get you up to speed jeff dunnam . The Yankees are the Yankees, which means they’ll certainly be an active presence at the winter meetings set to kick off next week jeff dunhan . Bookmark River & Sunset for continued coverage as we head toward 2010. Dan Hanzus writes the Yankees blog River & Sunset and can be reached via e-mail at Follow Dan on Twitter at danhanzus. jeff durnham . Sure, Gregg Williams is internationally known and locally reviled as a loud mouth jerk, but what would the fortunes of the Washington Redskins have been under his tenure as head coach, instead of the 3-8 debacle preparing to face his defense this Sunday? Maybe Vinny Cerrato would’ve drafted differently. Perhaps the team still secures Brian Orakpo as its first overall pick, but maybe there is a premium placed on offensive and defensive lineman in last year’s draft.

A man with Joe Gibbs’ heart, Williams was the epitome of three yards and a cloud of dust; the philosophy by which Gibbs built the current team and why it’s now snakebitten.And maybe Williams would’ve been the guy to break the cycle of Snyder yes-men that have stuck around jeff dunham ventriloquist . Where Marty Schottenheimer and Steve Spurrier were cast out for individualism, perhaps Williams would’ve finally broken the little man’s propensity for interference.And if things had gone as badly under Williams as they have under Jim Zorn in the last year and a half, the media might be more fearfully respectful of Williams’ get-out-of-my-f’n-face style than Zorn’s glass-half-full outlook.Fans wouldn’t have liked it, nor would have the players jeff duham . But everyone would’ve respected the experience and toughness being infused into a Washington team that desperately needs it to keep pace in the NFC East on a yearly basis.So now Williams returns to Washington with a grudge and a defense bent on catching its offensive counterpart in national respect jeff dunam . Some are calling this a trap game for the New Orleans Saints, and even Williams would publicly admit that the Redskins are playing better football of late; particularly on offense.But privately, just as he was forced out of Washington, Williams wants to crack the vertebrae of a team that could’ve had him, didn’t want him, and now, desperately needs him as head coach.Technorati Tags: Daniel Snyder , Gregg Williams , Washington Redskins This article is also featured on Stet Sports Blog jeff donham . December 3, 2009Too much Tiger Woods, not enough focus on the rest of the people that make the sports world go ’round.  Like Jarod Fogle, the Subway dude – who was spotted in Miami International Airport yesterday wearing a Dallas Clark Indianapolis Colts jersey.I’m not exactly sure why this is supposed to be funny, really.  Celebrities (read: anyone) wearing personalized jerseys really scratch me where I itch for some reason.Stop the “bandwagon” chants.  History tells us that Mr. Five Dollar Footlong has always been a Colts fan.Subscribe (for free!!) to our weekly sports podcast, deemed “incredible” by two out of three of our moms.© JoeSportsFan , 2009. |Permalink |Tweet This This article is also featured on JoeSportsFan .

Pierce-less D Gets Much Needed FaceliftIt apears the Giants’ coaches are reading our site.  They have been working out second-year MLB Jonathan Goff with the first team defense replacing Chase Blackburn, who took over after Antonio Pierce ’s neck injury.Before the season, there was questions whether the Giants had enough speed at linebacker.  Those questions have been answered emphatically the past six games: NO!Goff is a younger, faster, lighter option than both Pierce or Blackburn.  The objective of the MLB is to get to the point of attack sooner, not later, as the latter were doing.  Goff may be able to get to the open hole faster than the other two (we hope) eliminating those embarrassing big running plays (Leonard Weaver, Arizona in the red zone, Knowshon Moreno, etc, etc, etc…) . Osi To Get Fewer SnapsAccording to Michael Lombardi of Inside the NFL and The National Football Post , the Giants plan on moving DE Osi Umenyiora around (including to the bench) so teams can’t steamroll him in the run game (like Denver did).How novel.  This columnist suggested the Giants do this weeks ago.  Not just with Osi, but with all the lineman (like Steve Spagnuolo used to do).Umenyiora has been over-pursuing trying to get to the passer, leaving him vulnerable to the run arguing with myself . Many have suggested that opponents have deliberately stayed away from Justin Tuck , who is the bigger of the two and a better run defender, opting to pick on the smaller Umenyiora.The Giants will finally stop making it easy for teams to prepare for them.It only took 13 weeks John Fennelly is a Senior Writer for Giants Football Blog jeff achmed .           Ok, let me get this off my chest.. . Tiger Woods is arguably the greatest golfer to ever play the game. However, as with all celebrities the media is blowing his personal life into a circus.